Who on earth would want to live in Kentucky?

I already live in Texas. I met a guy from Kentucky, and he had a fishhead. It was weird. Anyway you should know that if you wanna move here it's going to be hot most of the time, and there are bugs. Also if you ever go to Houston try to avoid getting out of your car in downtown, the bums will mob you and if you're not used to it then it sucks.